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A Complaining Ritual for You

Get It Out of Your System

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Rob Brezsny
Apr 16, 2024
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Above the paywall is a link to a Complaining Ritual you can do right here and now.

Below the paywall is another excerpt from my upcoming trilogy of novels, Holy Rivers, Lucky Storms, and The Other Real World.

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Hear the Complaining Ritual, which I call UNHAPPY HOUR:

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Here’s how “Unhappy Hour” begins:

You're invited to celebrate Unhappy Hour. It's a ceremony that gives you a poetic license to rant and whine and howl and bitch about everything that hurts you and makes you feel bad.

During this perverse grace period, there's no need for you to be inhibited as you unleash your tortured squalls. You don't have to tone down the extremity of your desolate clamors. Unhappy Hour is a ritually consecrated excursion devoted to the full disclosure of your primal clash and jangle.

Here's the catch: It's brief. It's concise. It's crisp. You dive into your darkness for no more than 60 minutes, then climb back out, free and clear. It's called Unhappy Hour, not Unhappy Day or Unhappy Week or Unhappy Year.

Do you have the cheeky temerity to drench yourself in your paroxysmal alienation from life? Unhappy Hour invites you to plunge in and surrender. It dares you to scurry and squirm all the way down to the bottom of your pain, break through the bottom of your pain, and fall down flailing in the soggy, searing abyss, yelping and cringing and wallowing.

That's where you let your pain tell you every story it has to tell you. You let your pain teach you every lesson it has to teach you.

But then it's over. The ritual ordeal is complete. And your pain has to take a vacation until the next Unhappy Hour, which isn't until next week sometime, or maybe next month . . .

Read the rest here.

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BELOW THE PAYWALL IS chapter 48 from my upcoming trilogy of novels, Holy Rivers, Lucky Storms, and The Other Real World.

Below are links to previous installments:

Here’s a link to the first 41 chapters.

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Chapter 45

Chapter 46

Chapter 47

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