Free Stuff from Me to You
My friend and I
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I offer more than 50 free things: music, book excerpts, interviews, essays, and other oddments from my ever-expanding laboratory of plurk. See below for more info.
My Books:
Want to read free excerpts from my books? The links are below:
Free excerpts from Astrology Is Real: tinyurl.com/BraveBliss
Free excerpts from Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: tinyurl.com/FreePronoia
More free excerpts from Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: https://is.gd/Sny4dO
My entire book for free: The Televisionary Oracle: freewillastrology.com/books/oracle
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And/or buy the books here:
Astrology Is Real: https://tinyurl.com/BookshopAstrologyIsReal
Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: https://tinyurl.com/PronoiaBookshop or the ebook here: tinyurl.com/PronoiaEbook
The Televisionary Oracle: https://tinyurl.com/BookshopTelevisionaryOracle
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Descriptions of my books:
1. Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia
This is my cult classic and manifesto of “cagey optimism.” I propose that the universe is conspiring in our favor rather than against us. It’s equal parts spiritual handbook, storytelling, and philosophical jailbreak. I invite readers to become suspicious of despair and flirt with outrageous gratitude.
2. Astrology Is Real
Here I cast a corrective spell on both skeptics and lazy believers. I articulate my long-evolved approach to astrology as a poetic, psychological, and soulful language—not a fortune-telling gimmick but a tool for awakening your agency. I’m less interested in “the planets control you” and more in “the planets collaborate with your imagination if you use it as a liberating force.”
Read reviews of the book here: tinyurl.com/AstrologyIsReal
3. The Televisionary Oracle
This is my full-on novel: a surreal, shape-shifting narrative that splices feminist storytelling, mystical shadow-work, and benevolent sorcery into a prophetic fever dream. Novelist Tom Robbins read it and said, “I’ve seen the future of American literature, and its name is Rob Brezsny.”
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My Music and Spoken Word:
All my music is free here: https://soundcloud.com/sacreduproar
You can also listen to and buy my music here on Bandcamp: televisionary.bandcamp.com/
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Hear my album Beauty & Truth Lab here:
Bandcamp: https://tinyurl.com/BandCampBeautyTruth
Apple Music: https://tinyurl.com/AppleBeautyTruth
iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/itunesBeautyTruth
Pandora: https://tinyurl.com/PandoraBeautyTruth
Qobuz: https://tinyurl.com/QobuzBeautyTruth
YouTubeMusic: https://tinyurl.com/YouTubeBeautyTruth
Check out my LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/robbrezsny
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Here’s a whole lot of other free stuff I offer:
My newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/LoveLettersToYou
My website: https://FreeWillAstrology.com
My Facebook pages: tinyurl.com/RobBrezsnyFacebook and tinyurl.com/PrayerLust and facebook.com/oroscopobrezsny
My Instagram page: https://www.instagram.com/robbrezsny/
My YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/@BeautyAndTruthLab
My Threads page: https://www.threads.net/@robbrezsny
Audio and Video Interviews: https://tinyurl.com/InterviewRob
My Tumblr page: https://freewillastrology.tumblr.com/archive
Wikipedia page about my band: https://tinyurl.com/WEWwiki
The homepage for my band: https://freewillastrology.com/music
Want some inspiration as you compose your romantic invitations? Go here: tinyurl.com/4aucb63e
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Below is a partial list of my free audio offerings, including music and spoken word:
The blasphemously reverent “Prayer for Us” is here: https://tinyurl.com/PrayerToUs
Do you dare gaze into the abyss of happiness? https://tinyurl.com/GazeIntoAbyss
Maybe it’s a good time to think about Shadow Blessings: https://tinyurl.com/ShadowBlessings
All of us are born geniuses, but most of us have been de-geniused by the grind. Want to re-genius yourself? Guidance: https://tinyurl.com/ReGeniusYourself
Thousands of things go right for you every single day. Listen: https://tinyurl.com/GloryInTheHighest
Welcome to the Beauty and Truth Lab: https://tinyurl.com/BeautyTruthLab
You’re invited to celebrate Unhappy Hour, a ritual that gives you a license to whine and howl. Go here: https://tinyurl.com/HealingSadness
How much of the world can you love: https://tinyurl.com/WorldKiss
Want to get married to yourself? The ritual’s here: https://tinyurl.com/YouCanMarryYourself
Meditate on why this is a perfect moment: https://tinyurl.com/PerfectTrueMoment
Whenever we say “you asshole” in the future, what we will really mean is “my beautiful friend”: https://tinyurl.com/BlessedWithBliss
